Guerrilla Resume Ebook

Guerrilla Resume

"Throw Away Your Resume!"

"Discover How to Quickly And Easily Get The Job You Want -- Fast -- Without Struggling To Write Another Resume!"

"You WILL Get More Job Interviews, And You WILL Get Hired In 90 Days -- Or Less -- Or You Get DOUBLE Your Money Back ..."

Dear Friend,

Is your resume holding you back?

Take this quick test and find out ...

• Have you been sending your resume to employers for jobs you KNOW you're perfect for ... and not getting called for interviews?
• Have you posted your resume on sites like Monster or CareerBuilder ... and employers aren't calling you?
• Have you tried networking and sent your resume to friends and relatives ... and you still don't have a job yet?

If so, your resume is definitely working against you -- and it's robbing you and your family of the paychecks you deserve.

How much is your sub-par resume costing you, exactly?

Well, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, the median income was $46,071 in 2005. Which means that every week you go without a job costs you $885.98. That's no small amount of money, is it?

And, the Bureau of Labor Statistics says the average job seeker was out of work for 17 consecutive weeks in 2006. That means the average job seeker loses out on $15,061.66 in wages when it's all said and done -- far more than the $885.98 you lose in a week.

Picture this ... you grab a stack of 150 fresh hundred-dollar bills. Imagine the scent of that crisp money, and how good it feels to use your thumb to flip through the stack like a deck of cards. Now imagine whipping out a Zippo and setting that stack of bills on fire.

That's the real cost of unemployment, if your resume is holding you back.

Now. Suppose you could wave a magic wand and fix your resume -- today -- and make employers call you with job offers. Wouldn't that be nice?

Imagine ... finally getting hired for the job you really want, doing work you love. Bringing home the salary you deserve. Taking your family out to dinner to celebrate at your favorite restaurant. Telling your friends and neighbors, "I've got a new job!"

Does that sound too good to be true?

Well, it is true. You certainly can get hired for your dream job ... if you have the right resume.

There's no doubt about it. A resume that makes employers call you is the most valuable asset you can own. More valuable than 100 shares of IBM stock at $93 a share, or 100 ounces of gold at $651 an ounce.

As a matter of fact, a good resume is worth about $1,842,840 to you.

How do I know this?

Simple.

If you take the median worker's salary of $46,071 and multiply it by 40 years -- your career from age 22 to 62 -- you get $1,842,840. That's how much you'll likely earn during your working life, give or take a few thousand bucks.

Have you ever stopped to ponder that? Your career is worth $1,842,840.

BUT ...

Creating A Job-Winning Resume --
That's The Hard Part!
If you've ever struggled to write a resume, you know this is true. It could take you years and can cost you a small fortune to figure out just the right combinations that make some resumes work, while others fall flat on their face. Again, if you've ever sent out resumes that didn't make the phone ring, you know how frustrating this can be.

But instead of knocking yourself out trying to create a resume that makes employers call you to interview, now you can solve that problem with a new solution, called:

"Guerrilla Resumes!"

Which Of These Powerful Secrets Could You Use To Get Hired Fast?

• Which Guerrilla Résumé is right for you -- Standard or Extreme? Find out on pages 6-11
• The 2 things you MUST do before writing one word of your resume (See pages 12-16)
• How to stop thinking like an ordinary job seeker, and start acting like a Blue Chip Stock ... one that delivers a 400% Return On Investment (page 16)
• Discover how the 8 parts of a Guerrilla Résumé -- including 3 "miracle" ingredients -- can make your phone ring off the hook with new job offers (pages 17-29)
• Why you must know who will be reading your resume -- a recruiter, HR manager, or a hiring manager? All 3 groups are looking for different things in your resume. What are they? Find out on page 21
• How to change the rules of the job-search game and put them ALL in your favor. It's like picking up a Monopoly board and tipping all money, hotels and houses into your lap. Amazing -- and fun! (page 16)
• Warning! If you've ever been told to use a functional resume by some "ivory tower" career counselor who doesn't hire people for a living like I do, you were given BAD advice. And it's wrecking your career! Find the solution on pages 33-34.
• Which should you emphasize more in your resume -- accomplishments or skills? Or neither?? Find out on page 22
• How the same advertising principles that sell used cars and old refrigerators can make employers call you to interview (page 25)
• What group of people should you NOT send a Guerrilla Resume to, under any circumstances? If you do, it's like trying to feed a dog a grape (See page 28)
• No college degree? No formal education? No problem! How to describe your education and training with simple writing secrets that work every time (See pages 25-26)
• Learn how to get other people to sing your praises -- and make employers practically line up to call you for an interview. It's the same technique that has helped turn TV infomercials into a $256-billion industry, according to the Electronic Retailing Association -- and you can use it in your resume today. Find out how to take advantage of this "$256-Billion Secret" on pages 28-29
• Should you include hobbies, interests or volunteer work on your resume? The answer is ... probably. Get the eye-opening explanation -- and find out how you can break the ice with hiring managers at your next interview (See pages 26-27)
• How to pull one definition from the dictionary, stick it in your resume -- and let the phone calls roll in from employers. Nobody else is teaching this stuff! (page 29)
• How to solve 2 of the toughest job-search problems: Employment Gaps and Career Changes. Quickly and easily -- every time -- by "changing the rules of the game." (See pages 32-36)
• Discover how to get other people to help write your resume -- FREE. Plus, you'll get FREE networking help at the same time, which could open up the "hidden" job market to you, overnight! Get the details on page 40
• Learn the "7 Deadly Things" to leave out of your resume. I'll tell you 2 of them right now: reasons for leaving a job, and troublesome job titles. Find out how to handle these 2 issues and the other 5 on pages 44-45
• Spelling errors and other mistakes in your resume are like bad breath -- they make a terrible first impression and, even worse, nobody will tell you! They're too embarrassed. Learn how to avoid humiliating mistakes in your resume -- and get a goof-proof, Guerrilla Proofreading Checklist -- on pages 45-47
• What's an ASCII resume and do you need one? If so, what kinds of "keywords" should you include in yours? And where can you upload it so that recruiters find it and call you? Hint: You WON'T put this resume on Monster, HotJobs or CareerBuilder -- there are 2 free sites that recruiters search first. Get the up-to-the-minute details on pages 49-50
• Ever emailed your resume to an employer and then waited patiently for a reply ... and waited, and waited? Did it get there? Should you send it again? What's going on??? Well, we'll show you how to use a FREE service that tells you when your emails have been received and opened. No more worrying, no more headaches. This service is brilliant! And FREE. (See page 50)
• How to quickly find out your best 3 skills, then prove them to employers. If you've ever struggled to figure out what you're best at -- and make employers sit up and take notice -- this fun exercise will literally change your life. Best part: It takes less than 5 minutes! (pages 12-16)
• Discover the 6 parts of "The Only Cover Letter You'll Ever Need" -- and learn how the secrets of "junk mail" can get you hired -- on pages 54-55
• 3 ways to begin your Guerrilla Cover Letter that get an employer's attention, every time. I'm literally giving you the keys to your next job by telling you how to impress a hiring manager like me, who's read nearly 100,000 cover letters over the years. Pay attention to this on page 57
• How to ask for the interview in your Guerrilla Cover Letter. Key: you'll learn how to "name drop" in a way that blows employers away ... and turns the tables by making THEM wait by the phone for YOU to call! How much fun would that be? (See page 58)
• The quirky way to end your Guerrilla Cover Letter and compel readers to say, Huh?! It can force employers to read your cover letter a second time, potentially doubling your chances of getting the interview. Not 1 in 1,000 cover letters does this, yet 99 out of 100 successful sales letters do. What is it? Discover this missing ingredient on pages 58-59
• Learn the 4 cover letter DO'S and the 5 DON'TS you absolutely must know if you want to be taken seriously by employers, including the best way to email your cover letter. (See pages 60-61)
• ... plus, much more.

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